January 2010
December 2009
The life of a bride-to-be:
I am watching and analyzing how candles burn in certain holders.
It’s really fascinating and a great way to spend a Wednesday night. (read: sarcasm)
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You are coming back home on Thursday, right?
– The man.
SURE………..
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I stopped hibernating.
When I was in high school, I lived upstairs in my parent’s house which had two bedrooms and a bathroom. One bedroom was converted to my desk and living room. It was the best thing having a living room that my friends could be in without my parents.
Around three years ago, they decided to eliminate me from their lives (aka convert the living room to a bedroom).
I have now taken this room...
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No blogging for me, cont.
I am still hibernating.
I am hiding out at my parent’s house in the hometown until…well…I don’t know when. The man asked me if I was ever coming back. I said I was out of clothes as of tomorrow. Little did he know that I am going to do laundry today so I can stay a few extra days.
I am enjoying not working, not worrying about work, not taking care of Stanley (my...
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FIRST QUESTION: formspring.me
what the hell is formspring?
I don’t know. I kid. It’s a forum where you can ask questions anonymously or openly. Formspring.me allows me to post responses to my blog or even twitter. Ask away.
Ask me anything
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No blogging for me.
I am stuck inside hiding from the five inches of snow. You would think, why wouldn’t you blog more? But, I am currently prefering to just lounging with my family with no outside communication. I am sorry that I am being extremely selfish.
I will be back to blogging on Monday. Or Tuesday.
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I did it.
I caved. I copied. I finally gave in.
You can now ask me questions.*
*Please remember as the author of this blog, I don’t have to answer them.
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I need to be packing.
Instead I am watching an old episode of Glee and Stanley throw his ball around the house. I can deal with packing later…
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In my fridge....
The note:
A pre-Christmas present.
Love, your boy toy
The contents:
Red velvet cupcake with sprinkles
True love.
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Livin’ in sin is the new thing.
– Britney Spears, 3.
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I think my role in the meeting is just to look pretty.
– Me to my supervisor.
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Reasons why living in sin is weird:
I went to facebook and though I don’t know any of these people. Then, I realized the man was still logged in. I should have changed his profile information….
Dreams change, trends fade, but friendship never goes out of style.
– Sex and the City (via jessicachu)
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Kitten Mittens.
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Breakfast.
I went to open the can of nuts that I purchased yesterday to put in my desk at work and it was instead a can of frosting.
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The weekend consisted of:
Eating baby goat.
Eating pork cheeks.
Eating beef tongue which looked like tongue and made us all sick.
Almost getting knocked over by Stanley at the dog park.
Officially getting knocked over by Stanley at the dog park. He ran into the back of my legs into my knees which made me fall down.
Going to Petsmart to look at the adoptable dogs again.
Painting the back room.
Making my first...
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Reasons why I like living in sin.
The man hung Christmas lights on the house and I didn’t have to do anything.
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Things not to do:
Go to Petsmart on a Saturday when they are doing Petsmart Charities. The man and I almost got a puppy named Monroe. He would have been 60 lbs. full grown. That’s 130 lbs. of dogs in our house.
Try to register for wedding gifts without knowing how to nest. Quantities, needs, etc are all above our head.
Peer Pressure.
Mrs AK: Have one more drink.
Me: No.
AK: One more drink.
Me: No.
Mrs. AK: Why not?
Me: Last time you did this, it was Mojito Monday. You kept pouring mojito's into my drink. I threw up all day the next day at work. So, no.
Mrs AK: But, I am no where near your drink now!!!
Me: NO!
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I have a PHD in photoshopness.
– Chelsea Handler
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I did it.
I watched the first Twighlight. I am still anti-Twighlight. I still don’t understand it. I was told I need to read the books and I will be a fan. So, I will try.
I just don’t think I can get all excited about vampires. They confuse me like babies (read: things that frighten me).
But, I am getting over my fear of babies per my almost new role as an aunt then I can get over my...