February 2009
January 2009
I am hibernating all weekend.
I want new things.
Is that too much to ask?
He put a house on it.
My boyfriend and I are purchasing a home. Yes, we are co-signing a 30-year commitment to owning a house. Wow, that last sentence is scary for any commitment phobic person (cough, me, cough).
We have kept this a secret as we wanted to get all of the final negotiations done. And, as long as he can send in all of his loan paperwork, it’s done.
I will then be living in two places at once as I...
Daily Bitch.
To save time, let’s just assume I know everything.
I am living in an episode of Friends.
I have slammed a broom stick on the ceiling three times this evening. The apartment above has decided to move their furniture every night this week. They deserve it because they they did throw water once on LG and me when we were drinking wine on the patio. Fucking bitches.
Sorry about the lack of posting...
Just to follow-up, my mother is out of surgery and everything went well. Thank you for all of your support, prayers and thoughts. We really appreciate it.
An email from my mother...
I don’t mean to bring my personal life issues into my blogging but I guess it’s a blog so I must. I am sorry for the debbie downer posting; if it offends you, then you should probably go ahead and stop reading my blog.
Dear Family and Friends, It has been just shy of two years and I am again asking for your prayers and positive thoughts for me and my family. [My father] will be...
Talking about my wife/bug after Ruby Tuesday with...
Scooter: You all [Bug and me] shared too much about your digestion.
Me: It's not like we looked at each other's bowel movements!
Scooter: I wouldn't be suprised.
is today a gym day?
aliexplainsitall:
well I originally thought no… especially after yesterday’s good workout and because i’m just exhausted.
but after…
stuffing myself at lunch and later losing a button on my jacket, (which i’m pretty sure was because the button was loose and not because i’m a fatty mcbutterpants…) Either way I feel like a chubbo and probably should hit the gym.
LAME. Don’t do it. My...
Good morning!
I actually slept last night and I didn’t want to hide in my covers all morning.
It’s going to be a great day. Better than porn star parking day.
I really want to leave my space heater on all...
But, I don’t want to wake up to a flame engulfed apartment.
What to do…what to do.
Every time I see Goodies on the menu bar of...
I always sing to myself:
“I bet you want the goodies. Bet you thought about it.”
My father sold his business last month.
Thankfully.
“I lived here for one year with two other gentlemen.”
– My boyfriend’s residency letter. I giggled when I read the word gentlemen because I am 100% sure those boys ARE NOT GENTLEMEN.
Work is a guessing game.
And, I always seem to guess wrong.
Anxiety levels.
The last two weeks: HIGH.
The last three days: INSANE.
The next year: OVERBOARD.
Do you think it’s possible for my anxiety to get so high that I de-stress instead?
re: Update.
DONE. We will see how long it will take him to notice. That’s what he gets for telling me I smell like vomit.
I am busy.
I am currently emailing my boyfriend his fantasy baseball spreadsheet that he created on my computer. Maybe the girlfriend and I should add a few players…Oh, we will. We intend to.
Brrr.
It’s cold in here.
There must be some Titans in the atmosphere.
I said, brrr.
True love.
Boyfriend: Your hair smells like vomit.
Me: Really? I didn't throw-up.
Boyfriend: Yeah, sometimes it just does.
Me: Is it the product I use? What's going on? Are you sure it doesn't smell like the metal headband I have been wearing all day?
Boyfriend: No. It's vomit.
Daily Bitch (from Friday).
You can’t make everyone happy, so concentrate on me.
Big night.
Whew. Tonight has been crazy.
*I ate crackers, string cheese and honey chex for dinner.
*I started my laundry.
*I painted my toes and fingers (per aliexplainsitall).
*I caught up on all of my dvr’d shows.
*I chatted with my mother.
*I danced around in heels and my underwear.
*I unloaded the dishwasher.
Best part, I saved $50 on not going out. What should I do with all of my...
Decline.
I love declining people on facebook. It makes me happy.
“I am going to stay and wait here until you de-stress. I don’t want you to...”
– My boyfriend to me.
It's Friday.
And, I am going to do nothing. I am sooooo excited.
“There’s no stubble or mange.”
– Hallmate Series.
can i pretend to be drunk as an excuse to send...
The ellenclare answer: yes. I pretend I am drunk all of the time.
(via ineedtoo)
Holy shit it's nice outside!
I just created a Facebook profile for my mom.
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Do you ever feel like saying, "Fuck you, I'm...
I do.
